What do you call a baby?

You know you're a goblin when...


I am not arguing, I think that human's spawn are truly and aptly described as skin dogs.  I don't see what the fuss is in calling a kid a skin dog.  But then, I am a goblin over here.  Not to say this man is definitely a goblin, but I would be unsurprised if he was unmasked as one.  

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