Rusty Bucket of Bog Water

Here is a nice gobliny sentiment for you.  Thank you to @TragicAllyHere for this beautifully swampy description.  


I don't think we could be any prouder of her.  Such a great goblin.  We could all aspire to be a particularly rusty bucket with haunted bog water inside.  

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