Goblin Special Requests

You know you're a Goblin when you go to order pizza and you feel compelled to leave special requests like this:





And the real tell is that they have a pet spider named Frank who guards the tomatoes.  I would like to know who tried to hurt Frank before; because that just seems rude.  Not so long ago at my house, a nice little hovel full of Goblins, we had a pet spider named Groot.  He guarded the roses against pests. 

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